Friday, February 20, 2009
10 people:
1)Jason
2)Jessie
3)Evangeline
4) Jia Fan
5)Audrey Fu
6)Bao Bin
7)Celine Tan
8)Wilfred
9)Brandon
10)Amanda Tan
1. Would you date number 5 (Audrey)?
-No lar i am not a les ok? n her heart is stolen by her beloved DARRRRRRWIN le....
2. Number 2 (Jessie) just got in a car crash. How do you react?
-Oh my freaking god! holy shot! wat happen 2 u?!? didn't i tell u 2 watch out 4 cars b4?!? u dun want 2 listen! see lah in dis state le! i better call ambulance! dun die yet Jessie!
3. You see number 9 (Brandon) with your boy/girlfriend. What do you do?
-He is a guy n i m a gal so is there anything wrong when two boys r 2gether? mayb go over there 2 join them? n i m still single...
4. You come home and your room has been ransacked by number 4 (Jia Fan). What will you so?
-I would shout:"OI Bald man! " kns go ransack my hse 4 wat!?! go eat shit la hw u get my hse keys?!?
5. Number 1 (Jason) is acting weird.
-He is ALWAYS weird. so weird until i dunnoe him at all... i m fine with it anyway...
6. Numbers 3 (Evangeline) and 8 (Wilfred) decide to give 10 (Amanda Tan) a haircut.
-I am fine with it anyway its not me but i think amanda would scream n run away the 1st....
7. Number 7 (Celine Tan) just got tickets for him/her and you to go to a concert
-Oh ok! thx!
8. Number 10 (Amanda Tan) takes you to a bar.
-nty. i dun want 2 go there... underage n i dun want to get u into jail state
9. Number 4 (Jia Fan) has to move to the other side of the world.
-BYE BYE Jia Fan! i will miss u! dun forget about me! lol... jkjk
10. You and number 8 (Wilfred) are being chased by the cops for an unknown reason.
-Y DOES THIS TYPE OF THING HAPPEN TO ME?!?kns! go eat shit policemen! chase us 4 wat man?!? did noting wrong lor!
11. Number 7 (Celine Tan) and you are sitting on the couch watching a movie when he wrap his arm around you.
-Ewwww i not les... mayb she too dreamy about her brandon den mistaken me as him le.
12. Number 5 (Audrey) asks you out to dinner.
-U help me pay hor. n dun order pig's leg or any pork thing!
13. Number 9 (Brandon) and you are sitting on a bus.
-sit lor. so wat? i would onli laugh my ass off onli by his jokes! n we dun take bus... we take mrt...
14. Number 6 (Bao Bin) calls you in the middle of the night because he can't sleep.
-oh ok but nxt day u pay me back 4 my panda eyes. n he should call Jessie mah... call em 4 wat...
16. Your walking with someone and number 6 (Bao bin) runs up and tackles you to the ground from behind.
-i would shout " hello!?! da hei zhu!" wat 4 u tackle me?!?
17. Number 1 (Jason) is crying one day and you ask him/her why and it seems their boy/girlfriend has dumped them.
-he got cry meh? n he got bao bin wat he got get dump meh?
18. Number 2 (Jessie) offers to bake you a meal. As you sit in the other room, the kitchen is suddenly aflame.
-Ah i am going to b bacon le! better run out of here 1st! Jessie! i veri kind u b bacon urself 1st! By bye! arrrrrr fire!!!!
19. Number 4 (Jia Fan) comes to your door one day holding a koala.
-He himself is a kola... btw did u steal it? its an endangered animal leh where u get it from? ur homeland china ar?
21. Number 4 (Jia Fan) just got you an X-Box.
-Wah really meh? thx lor... but i dun think he will... got motive 1...
22. Number 9 (Brandon) challenges you to a children's card game!
-ok. I sure win 1! so lame...
23. Number 1 (Jason) thinks he/she's overweight.
-Fat Boy! ur ass too big le! dats y overweight! go learn from bao bin go excercise!
24.Number 7 (Celine Tan) looks lonely!
-brandon! come over here!...
25. Number 2 (Jessie) asks you rudely to go leave them alone.
-Did i do something wrong? ok lor leave jiu leave... who cares anyway?
26. Numbers 5 (Audrey) and 3 (Evangeline) decide to throw a surprise party for you.
-really? i love u guys! thx!!!
27. Number 6 (Bao Bin) decide to dye their hair black. What do you say to that?
-ur hair not black enough meh? n ur hair is already black still dye 4 wat? waste ur time...
28. Number 2 (Jessie) tells you he/she is going to go out for a while, and then later you hear about a shooting where 2 (Jessie) went.
-Oh holy shot! Jessie! dun be hole-ly Jessie yet! dun die! i want a fully jessie not a jessie with holes n lying on the ground with blood!
29. You catch number 9 (Brandon) by himself, crying.
-u cry 4 wat? Celine Dumped u ar? not possible...
30. Numbers 1 (Jason) , 3 (Evangeline) , 5 (Audrey), and 6 (Bao Bin) all tackle you at once!
wahhh!! tackle me 4 wat? besides u all wont be able haha!
Now, find 10 people to do this quiz.
1. Celine Tan
2. Jessie
3. Evangeline
4. Hillar
5. Brandon Tan
6. Bao Bin
7. Jason
8. Amanda Tan
9. Angie
10. Audrey Fu
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Friday, February 20, 2009
